It has been 22 years since I attended church. After a few Sunday morning ‘drive by stalkings’ of R-W United, I finally found myself inside the church.

FYI – I grew up as a member of a fundamental Baptist style(‘brethern’) church. People here are nice and not pushy at all. I found if I wanted to (and I did) remain anonymous,
I could do that.

A little advice for anyone else who wants to be invisible:
-there are always several new people every week so blend–earth tone clothing recommended
-sit in the back or the balcony
-there are 50 ways to leave the church

P.S. Don’t tell anyone else about this list!

Written by a member of the congregation.